1. queermarcobodt:

    "you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

    "he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

    (via thetremblingofmyhand)


  2. nico-diangelcakes:


    So i have this giant pencil right


    I think we all know where this is going.


    the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

    (via myotpisgay)

  3. nosacredtruths:

    From the basic rules PDF of the new DND 5th edition. Wizards of the Coast is being awesome and including something I haven’t seen in the other versions of the game.

    (via somenerdyguy)


  4. mossgoth:

    good news, everyone: dogs

    (Source: garbagegoth, via casography)

  5. iron-han:

    Ser Pounce-A-Lot doesn’t seem like such a strange name for a child in need of a friend.

    (one of the books in the Chantry has a scribble of Ser Pounce-A-Lot from when Anders was there when he was younger, so I’m convinced the Pounce-A-Lot in Awakening was not the first Pounce-A-Lot - maybe it just reminded him of the first one?)

    (via azuremosquito)


  6. Anonymous said: In your opinion, who is the physically the strongest Disney prince - just curious.



    Without a doubt Eugene.


    no seriously watch him jumping around the castle roof, he fricken runs around the edges of the roof like good god I would’ve fallen off and he jumps really big distance on the roof too


    how the fack does he do that


    and he tackles down Maximus - who is a HUGE horse like have you seen the neck on Maximus Jebus it’s the size of Eugene


    and he got beat up by said horse


    and here he is hanging on for dear life if that was me I would’ve fallen and died



    and then he plummeted to his death and somehow survived?!


    (god Eugene’s scream in that^ bit makes me laugh so much) and then he climbed a tower straight afterwards like okay then

    and my personal favourite; with his last strength he saved Rapunzel


    and with even less strength than that he tugged on Rapunzel’s head to get her attention


    not to mention he was whacked by a freaking frying pan heaps


    oh and when he fell flat on his face in the chair

    he flipped himself onto his side using just his fingers


    This post is still getting notes.
    This is it.
    This is my legacy.
    Put this on my gravestone when I’m dead.
    This is how I’ll be remembered.

  7. officialvarrictethras:


    I need a moment

    i’d like to thank the puberty gods for this one


  8. poopflow:

    assassins creed is the new call of duty and by that i mean they’re pointless sequels that are just being pumped out because people will buy them because of the name even though its literally the same game as the last one with like 4 different features and a new-ish story line

    (via mrasayf)

  9. (Source: chai-with-tai, via mrasayf)